- Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
- Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
- Teacher: Technically
- Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
- Teacher: what
- Student: what
Spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself & a little less time trying to impress people.
— The Breakfast Club (1985)
do you ever just get
viciously jealous
about people
like
no
that’s my friend
mine
I think this could be considered a reference…
Reference, indeed.
Oh.
i’m laughing really hard some of these are just so unnecessarily complicated and ridiculous like
what
are you even
trying to accomplish
this isn’t the fucking olympics oh my god
…Fucking Olympics.
like how the fuck do u get it in on some of them
Oh my God I am crying
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